Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan
was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
merencanakan untuk berkhotbah tentang dosa kebohongan. Untuk membantu
Anda memahaminya, saya ingin Anda semua membaca Markus pasal 17.”
Pada Minggu berikutnya, ketika bersiap menyampaikan khotbahnya, ia
berkata, “Saya ingin tahu berapa banyak di antara Anda telah membaca
Markus 17.¨
Semua orang mengacungkan jarinya. Pengkhotbah itu tersenyum dan
berkata, “Markus hanya memiliki 16 pasal. Sekarang saya akan memulai
khotbah saya tentang dosa kebohongan
- BLACKBERRY : Maaf kontaknya tiba-tiba ilang ngga tau kenapa
- SYMBIAN : Kontakku ilang habis di Hard Reset gara-gara virus
- ANDROID : Kontakku aman kan bisa sync dengan gmail
- IPHONE : Backup kontak dari aplikasi gue ah
- ANDROID : Root
- IPHONE : Jailbreak
- SYMBIAN : Hack
- BLACKBERRY : 404 Not Found
- BLACKBERRY : Lagi nungguin bbm dari si cinta (always bbm)
- ANDROID : Lagi sambil nge-restorerom (always ngoprek)
- SYMBIAN : Lagi internetan, mumpung gratis (always internetan)
- IPHONE : Gpp, seneng aja megangnya (always bangga)
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